For All the Girls
When I was in my younger days,
I weighed a few pounds less,
I needn't hold my tummy in
To wear a belted dress.
But now that I am older,
I've set my body free;
There's comfort of elastic
Where once my waist would be.
Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
My feet have not forgiven;
I have to wear a nine now,
But used to wear a seven.
And how about those pantyhose-
They're sized by weight, you see,
So how come when I put them on
The crotch is at my knees?
I need to wear these glasses
As the prints were getting smaller;
And it wasn't very long ago
I know that I was taller.
Though my hair has turned to grey
And my skin no longer fits,
On the inside, I'm the same old me,
Just the outside's changed a bit.Author Unknown
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Post a Poem Day
My good blogging buddy Carol at Charli and me is hosting Poem In Your Pocket Day. If you're interested, all you need do is post a poem and tell why it's special to you. Give a bit of information about the author too.
You know that a laugh, chuckle, or smile is what I prefer. So it should not surprise anyone that my poem is a light-hearted one.
You don't know how much I needed that this morning, Sally...you came to my rescue! :)
ReplyDeleteGoodmorning Sally!I needed this today.You are something else.Hope you have a great day! Blessings, Faye
ReplyDeleteAll I have to add is "Amen" to that poem of yours! :)
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. I was just laughing last night about how my body has changed...gotta laugh or you'll cry.
ReplyDeleteGood timing!
this brought me a great laugh this morning...mostly because I can relate!!! loved it!
ReplyDeleteLOL I loved your poem Sally ♥ Thank you so much for partisipating in National Poem In Your Pocket Day!
ReplyDeleteGreat poem and Maxine is always brilliant!
ReplyDeleteOH, Sallyness! This was great! It's so sad, but it's true! I can laugh!
ReplyDeleteBe a sweetie,
Shelia :
Very cute, Sally ~
ReplyDeleteThis is such a great feature. I love humor.
ReplyDeleteThat is definitely the perfect poem!!! Have a great Thursday Sally!
ReplyDeleteThis poem couldn't be more fitting to me right now!
ReplyDeleteI love the concept of sharing a favorite poem. I hope you keep participating in this meme!
That is funny and true! Thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.
ReplyDeleteJudy
Cute, Sally, you Vanilla Latte, you! :-)
ReplyDeleteI second Maxine's maxim.
XO,
Sheila :-)
That put a smile on my face today ..Merci!!
ReplyDeleteDiane
I will be seventy in October that pretty much explains why I love this poem so much. It is sad but unavoidable so we might as well laugh about it. this poem definitely put a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteIris
I resemble that poem! hehe As long as my arm will go over my head ,I shall be blond! Kathy
ReplyDeleteFunny "stuff."...You're right. Charles Grodin is a funny man. I'm glad you signed up for his book. Write it down. I don't want you to be surprised when it arrives in the mail. LOL.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sally for the cute poem... It, along with the cartoon, put a smile on my face...
ReplyDeleteI'm extremely busy now--getting ready to leave on vacation on Sat. morning. If I don't comment as much, please forgive me.
Hugs,
Betsy
Hi Sally
ReplyDeleteGreat poem...and I can identify with that...love the cartoon too.
have a lovely day
Judi
Cute poem!! I like the part about my face not fitting anymore. Sally
ReplyDeleteHi Sally, I did get a big kick out of your poem. I love your sense of humor. Usually dry and tongue in cheek. I do enjoy your blog so much.
ReplyDeleteThank you for being such a faithful blogging friend.
Hugs...Jeanne
ahhh, yes...Maxine and I are twins, FOR SURE !
ReplyDeletexo bj
Oh Sally I love Maxine...every time I get an email with her I die laughing and I so agree with her my sweat shirt is my Bra...let them hang free..who cares if they hit your knees ha ha!! or like my Mama would say tuck them in your pants top...may you have a great Friday my friend...hugs and smiles Gl♥ria
ReplyDeleteHi Sally,
ReplyDeleteI am having to do my blogging late tonight, and now I am wondering If i am going to be able to sleep because I am laughing so much.
You are too much, as I was reading this I'm thinking yep that's me. Love it. and love you
,Sue
Excellent! I loved it! laurie
ReplyDeleteThat is funny!
ReplyDeleteThis is cute -- and too true!!
ReplyDeleteThis poem fits me to a T:) I have to have my friend read this one for sure. Happy Cinco De Mayo this coming week. Off to put on my sweatshirt like the cartoon:)
ReplyDeleteJoyce
Great poem! I see parts of this coming true, sadly. lol
ReplyDeleteKady
Boy do I relate to that---fits all of us that is over the hill---not sure which hill. I am Coloradolady's mom and she set me up a blog so please go by and check me out and leave a comment---I do have a poem on mine too. Thanks
ReplyDeletelinked to my blog. Do you mind if I post the poem?
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