Four Worms and a Lesson Learned
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars..
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.
The Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation, "What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
Belly Laugh!
ReplyDeleteToo funny.
Becky K.
hahaha love it!!
ReplyDeleteLoved it! You've gotta love Maxine!
ReplyDeleteMaxine is my idol...lol...straight and to the point...lol..
ReplyDeleteMolly
Funny! I wonder if it would be true.
ReplyDeletecindy
Too funny.
ReplyDeleteBlessings, andrea
PS: Our son was not with us when the older war veteran came up to us. Apparently, GOD just led him to us.
Guess it is all in the way you look at it!! Take care, Sally
ReplyDeleteSally, this IS FUNNY.
ReplyDeleteHUGS, JEANNE
HAHAHAHA I just LOVE Maxine!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's too funny! Thanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteThat was so cute , my smile for the day!
ReplyDeleteDiane
LOL! I don't do the first two, but, oh, if only eating chocolate were so beneficial!
ReplyDeleteOh how funny, Sally. Loved it... Sent it on to my friends!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Betsy
Hi Sally
ReplyDelete*lol*...*lol*.....*lol*...
good one!
*hugs*
Judi
Oh, Most Smiling One - you're bad! :)
ReplyDeleteBe a sweetie,
Shelia ;)
Thanks for the big belly laugh. I love Maxine! Kathy
ReplyDeleteSo funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteCharlotte
Love it, sweet Sally.
ReplyDeleteYou do come up with the cutest jokes...I sure am glad you share them with all of us.
I just flat can't wait for your new house to be ready to move in. You'll be in by Christmas...won't you? How fun to decorate a brand new house. Amazing!!
xo bj
LOL! That is such a hoot! Loved this, Sally. Will be laughing about it all day...
ReplyDeleteXO,
Sheila :-)
I have heard that story before. I still enjoy it especially when Maxine is involved. Great feature.
ReplyDeleteI love it!
ReplyDeleteI am getting caught up on all the blogs I missed this past week. I was MIA!
Hugs, Ann
This was too funny..I laughed so loud, my husband looked at me as tho to say.."you've finally gone over the edge". :). hmmmm, ok, maybe I have..., but that was funny.
ReplyDeleteOK, you have me chuckling and laughing again! This is a good one!!! ~ Sarah
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