Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Why Men Don't Live As Long As Women

Standing on a bucket on TOP of a ladder--brilliant.



This can't be right.



At least someone's holding the ladder steady.



Isn't this a violation of the seatbelt laws?



Wonder what he makes an hour? It can't be enough.



Who needs a truck?



Oh yeah, THAT's safe!



It is strapped down.



No problem, he can see through the holes.



Would you hold it while the guy whacks it with this hammer?



A new approved substitute for ladders.



Ropes are for sissies.



Why men should never take messages.
It may take a minute for you to get this one.



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41 comments:

  1. jlshallAugust 11, 2009 at 6:41 AM

    Those photos are so funny, but also so appalling! My husband would be totally likely to do that thing with standing on paint cans. It's a wonder he's made it this far without brain damage. Thanks for starting the day with a laugh.

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  2. Patti VZAugust 11, 2009 at 6:43 AM

    Great pictures!! Thanks for the good laughter starting the day!

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  3. Becky K.August 11, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    Very funny!

    You might be onto something here. A scientific breakthrough.

    How much would the government spend on a study like this?

    I like the tractor on the back of the car!

    Funny.

    Becky K.

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  4. LADY JANEAugust 11, 2009 at 7:28 AM

    LOL Sally...and to think IF a woman ever did something like that we would NEVER hear the end of it!
    Hmmm,sounds like my boyfriends thought on a project I have going on here...I'm remodeling a half bath and can not find a unassembled shower unit to fit the 29 inch unit I have... all of the assembled units will NOT fit in the door ,my dear Jim thinks we should remove the wall coming into the bathroom..now we have to move a vanity AND plumbing to do it mind ya..not to mention the door...but HE thinks it would be easier than just making a ceramic shower in place of the old one! LOL...He is afraid I might have a problem getting the ceramic down right because I have never done deramic before...lol...no I have NEVER done ceramic before..and can you believe it...when I asked him the last time HE removed part of a load bearing wall..I just got this mad stare! Men and their projects...THEY never make it easy!

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  5. Maria BergAugust 11, 2009 at 7:53 AM

    LOL.... is it you that found all those photos? MB

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  6. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 7:58 AM

    Before I even clicked on the post I had some of those very same thoughts in my head...great minds think alike!

    Thanks for a good chuckle this morning :)

    Lisa

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  7. EleanorAugust 11, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    Oh, is that why men just don't make it? It just shows that brain size and weight doesn't matter at all!

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  8. MyThoughtsMyVoiceAugust 11, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    It's scary and funny! Oh i know it's bad to giggle but it can't be helped. When I saw the ladder and then a tiny one atop the ladder - - - ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't think I'd be able to stare at it longer.

    Hhhmmmm maybe that is why they need women LOL

    The pap smear is a great ending. Does this goes to show they just hear what they want to hear? I bet his wife was puzzled too reading this message :-)

    Li

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  9. AndreaAugust 11, 2009 at 8:26 AM

    Thanks for a great chuckle this morning.
    Blessings, andrea

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  10. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 8:33 AM

    Morning, Most Smiling One. Yep, you got that right! Great funny pictures! Hope all is well in your Most Smiling world!
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia :)

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  11. GeeAugust 11, 2009 at 9:09 AM

    Hi Sally.

    Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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  12. LorenAugust 11, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    Sally,

    I am laughing so hard I am crying! OMG these are really good.....thanks for sharing them!

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  13. Marty@A Stroll Thru LifeAugust 11, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Too funny, thanks for the good laugh. Hugs, Marty

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  14. ginAugust 11, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    so funny. I can't stop laughing. I have to show the other people in my office, they want to know what I am laughing at.

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  15. Libby's LibraryAugust 11, 2009 at 10:27 AM

    Oh - thanks so much for the laugh this morning!

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  16. DarleneAugust 11, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    Hahahaha that was great this morning!!!

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  17. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    There are no words....just hysterical laughter!!

    Bless their hearts!

    Hugs,
    Lynn♥


    ~Let FREEDOM Ring!~

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  18. Pam @ This Humble HouseAugust 11, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Haha! Thanks for the humorous post! My stepdad fell and broke his collarbone once...he was painting the outside of his house while standing on TWO LEVELS of scafolding made by sawhorses and plywood! He landed on a wooden deck, too! It was pretty awful!

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  19. saraAugust 11, 2009 at 11:51 AM

    oh.my.word these had me laughing out loud!!!!! and gasping at what some people will do....yikes!!!

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  20. CharlotteAugust 11, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    So funny. I love it. All of it.
    Charlotte

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  21. Betsy Banks AdamsAugust 11, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    Cute Sally... I loved the last one!!! Made me laugh outloud. And the one with the two ladders with someone holding the bottom one was funny too.

    Thanks for sharing.
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  22. JudiAugust 11, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    Hi Sally
    YIKES...*LOL*...
    thats about all I can say...point made!
    have a lovely day
    Judi

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  23. TerryAugust 11, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    Howdy Sally
    LOL !!!!!
    Thank you for making my day :)
    I really needed a good belly laugh.
    Men can really get strangely creative at times .
    Thanks again.
    Have an awesome day.
    Happy Trails

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  24. The Quintessential MagpieAugust 11, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Hardy, Har, Har! These were GREAT!

    XO,

    Sheila :-)

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  25. AprilAugust 11, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    I love it, Sally! You made your point...loud and clear! :)

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  26. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    I laughed and laughed at this. It is so true. My sons scare me sometimes, and over the years my husband has tempted fate with electrical things one too many times for my liking! Please come over and enter my giveaway Sally...

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  27. Musings of A MinisterAugust 11, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    This has to be, without doubt, some of the funniest stuff I have seen in a long time. It also must be a collection of some of the world's most stupid people.

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  28. Barbara H.August 11, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    Oh my word! Your title says it all.

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  29. AnonymousAugust 11, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    This is funny. I've seen it before :>) I hope you are having a good day.

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  30. squawmamaAugust 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM

    Sally, I have one thing to say about this beside FUNNY and that is DUH!!! What are they thinking???

    Have fun!
    (((HUGS)))
    Donna

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  31. JennAugust 11, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    Thanks for sharing these pics.... there are very funny

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  32. SharlotteAugust 11, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    This is TOO funny! My husband just cracked up reading it. Thanks for making my day!

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  33. Mevely317August 11, 2009 at 8:43 PM

    Just wait 'til I show these to my Safety/Security risk officer! Somedays I think OSHA carries things a bit too far ... then along come these unsuspecting, doofusses (doofussi?).
    Thanks for the laugh!

    Myra

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  34. jeanneAugust 11, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    Hi Sally, very funny. I did have to read the sign Thank you for the smiles.

    Hugs...Jeanne

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  35. CathyAugust 11, 2009 at 10:55 PM

    A cute post, Sally, don't know where you found all those pictures.

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  36. kalea_kaneAugust 12, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    Oh no! I needed THAT laugh!

    "No problem, he can see through the holes." Priceless!!!

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  37. Anne FannieAugust 12, 2009 at 1:24 AM

    Hi Sally, these jokes are great! I first read them this morning on my cell phone and I couldn't comment then, so I had to come back tonight and tell you how truly I enjoyed them to start off my day!
    ~Ann

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  38. bjAugust 12, 2009 at 9:59 PM

    Haha...these are all funny., only reason I got the last one is that I had it in an email last week. :)

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  39. DawnAugust 13, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Those are funny!!!! What some people do amazes me!

    take care,
    Dawn

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  40. carenAugust 13, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    Absolutely amazing.......MEN!

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  41. Lilly's Home JournalAugust 22, 2009 at 6:57 PM

    hahahahahh! The last picture of the note on the fridg is the best! HAhahahahah! Loved it!

    Happy Day!, Lilly

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