Friday, October 23, 2009

Found in Print #4

This is my final batch, folks. I hope that you enjoy them.




Hm, I wonder how much I'd bring in?






Hey, it's "like new!"





Gee, I'd go, but I've already made plans for that date.





I'm sure that it's been dried out and sanitized.





Oh!





I did not realize that Wal-Mart had a dress code.




Oh, I should not tell this story on myself, but we're amongst friends--right? When I was a small child, a bill collector, working for an insurance company, came knocking on our front door. Mama didn't want to tell him AGAiN that she did not have the payment, so she had us children hide. The man knocked louder and louder. Finally, I called out, "nobody here but us chickens!"

Poor Mama had to open the door after all. I'm sure that it wasn't funny then, but I've sure laughed about it plenty of times.


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21 comments:

  1. CindyOctober 23, 2009 at 7:06 AM

    Cute clips, but I love your story!
    cindy

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  2. Becky K.October 23, 2009 at 7:10 AM

    Thanks for the laugh!!!
    Those are truly funny.

    I can just imagine your poor mother's heart sinking as you spoke up...ahhh...children.

    Have a good day, Sally.

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  3. DarleneOctober 23, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    HAHAHA YOUR story is hilarious!!!! Those are all GREAT and I just crack up as I read them!

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  4. AnonymousOctober 23, 2009 at 8:24 AM

    Morning, Most Smiling One! Well, you've put a smile on my tiny lips today! :)
    You little stinker. I love that story. I can see you've had your sense of humor all your life! I love it!
    Be a sweetie,
    shelia ;)

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  5. SalmagundiOctober 23, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Good ones!! Thanks for the chuckle. Sally

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  6. KnittyOctober 23, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Once again, I will be sharing these with some friends who can always use a morning chuckle. Thanks!

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  7. CJOctober 23, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    Ooh my stomach hurts from all that laughing! Your story was too cute! And the police story of marco and polo too!

    Thanks for the laughs :D

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  8. EleanorOctober 23, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    How nice to visit you, Sally! I can always be sure of a good laugh. I like the ad trying to sell the 'oldies'. I have been so tied up recently with work and my daughter who is happily pregnant but unhappily suffering from morning sickness 24/7. I have not been able to get to much blogging. It is so good to make the rounds again...

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  9. AprilOctober 23, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    The one about Wal-Mart is CLASSIC!:)

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  10. Barbara H.October 23, 2009 at 11:17 AM

    Always love these. Your story is so funny, though I am sure it wasn't at the time!

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  11. The Quintessential MagpieOctober 23, 2009 at 11:55 AM

    Sally, you naughty girl, you! LOL!

    Loved these...

    XO,

    Sheila :-)

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  12. AndreaOctober 23, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Your poor mama! I am sure she didn't think it was funny then, but later I am sure she got a great chuckle as she thought about what you said.

    Blessings, andrea

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  13. Musings of A MinisterOctober 23, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    I'm sad this is the last of these. However, I should be glad. These are "killing" me!!! (Thanks for the help. I don't have any idea where Perry Como left his heart. LOL)

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  14. Diane at Crafty PassionsOctober 23, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Very cute!!
    Diane

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  15. PattiVZOctober 23, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    Awwww, Sally, don't tell us this is the last ones????? Keep 'em coming!

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  16. UnknownOctober 23, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    So I guess you're the family announcer?

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  17. TootsieOctober 23, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    you are such a hoot!!! I love this! thanks for the giggle today...how'd you know I was cranky?
    have a great weekend my friend

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  18. Cottage RoseOctober 23, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    Ha ha Ha he he Oh Sally I so love to visit and read your wonderful posts.. You find the most amazing funny things.... you just crack me up....

    Have a great weekend,

    Hugs;
    Alaura

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  19. black eyed susans kitchenOctober 25, 2009 at 7:16 PM

    Sally, This entire post had me belly laughing!!
    ♥, Susan

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  20. Joy JonesOctober 25, 2009 at 9:13 PM

    Hi Sally! Thanks for the giggles today : ) ~ xo Joy

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  21. DeborahOctober 26, 2009 at 1:48 AM

    These ads and stories are really funny. Don' people edit before publishing? I bet your Mama couldn't laugh for a long time ....

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