There is this lady who was born a natural blonde, and she is so tired of people making 'blonde' jokes about her that she dyed her hair brown. One day she was driving down a long country road, and there was a herd of sheep with a farmer next them. She stopped her car and got out. She said to the farmer "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
The farmer thought about it for a while and replied yes. He didn't think that anyone could be that clever.
The lady guessed there were 329 sheep, and the farmer was amazed that she had guessed the exact number. He told her to pick out the one she wanted, so she did.
A few minutes later the farmer walked up to the lady's car and asked, "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"
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CUTE!! Good chuckle to begin the day.
ReplyDeleteSnapdragon really speaks to me. Funny!
ReplyDeleteits funny..i like it
ReplyDeleteHave a nice day
Lots of luv
Ita
Indeed! I often feel at that snapdragon stage. But a good laugh, such as you always provide makes all the difference. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteStrange. Just yesterday I took one of those What Flower Are You? quizzes and it turned out I'm a snapdragon. And now that I know exactly what that means, I can say that quiz really got it right!
ReplyDeleteI am Snapdragon to a tee! You always share some of the best funnies!
ReplyDeleteAWESOME!
ReplyDeleteFunny! I'm a snapdragon, too!
ReplyDeleteoh my, I am a snapdragon too!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother snapdragon here!
ReplyDeleteThanks for today's giggle. Sally
ReplyDeleteI am a Snapdragon too. More Dragon than snap....I haven't had to mop my kitchen in awhile, my butt dragon keeps it clean...lol....
ReplyDeleteI am most certain I am a snapdragon too.....most days! Wish I could lose the snap part and certainly lose the draggin' part!!
ReplyDeleteCute! I am feeling like a Snapdragon lately and I'm not even moving ♥
ReplyDeleteWhat's cookin', good lookin'??? Hope you are all ready for your new adventure or at least almost ready. :-)
ReplyDeleteLoved these cartoons. I needed that laugh today. Thanks. I can always count on you to brighten my day.
XO,
Sheila :-)
Thanks for the smiles! :-)
ReplyDeleteHee hee hee! Good ones Sally!!! ☺♥☺ Diane
ReplyDeleteHaha! I especially like the snapdragon one! :-) L~
ReplyDeleteFunny - I got a good laugh reading them.
ReplyDeleteHope things are going well for you.
We've been camping and not posted for awhile...so now busy getting caught up on all my blogging friends.
SMiles.
I love blonde jokes... ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's almost 4:00 P.M. here in Arizona and I'm sitting here feeling very sleepy. Your post woke me up. Now, I'm all smiles.
ReplyDeleteJust found you . . . . what a joy! I'll be planning a Blue Monday post over the next few days. Thanks for the fun post and for organizing another blogging adventure. Nina @ mamas*little*treasures
ReplyDeleteCute, Sally... I relate to that... Part of me has snapped and the rest is draggin'...
ReplyDeleteThanks for making me smile.
Hugs,
Betsy
P.S How's the packing????
That is me for sure. Not the blonde! Funny comics. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteJudy
Sally..*lol*..fun-nyyyy..oh dear...
ReplyDeleteI hope you really aren't feeling like a snap dragon...hope things are coming together nicely.
have a lovely day
Judi
FUN EEE! Thanx for the laughs. laurie
ReplyDeleteThanks for your cute cartoons and jokes, Sally.
ReplyDeleteHow cute. I can identify with the snapdragon. lol
ReplyDeleteCharlotte
Oh, my roots are showing!!!!!!hehe Kathy
ReplyDeleteLOL...I love a good blonde joke...well I do now that mine is GREY!!!
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