Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Blonde Diagnosis


“Doc, you’ve got to help me,” said the cute young redhead. “I hurt all over.”

“What do you mean?” asked the doctor.

She touched her right knee with her finger. “Ow, that hurts.” She touched her left cheek. “Ow, that really hurts!” Then she touched her shoulder. “OW! Even THAT hurts!”

The doctor grew suspicious. “Are you a natural blonde?” he asked.

“Why, yes,” she replied. “how did you know?”

“Oh, lucky guess,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”

26 comments:

  1. hehehe That is why blonds have more fun, we are a little nuts!!!That makes us interesting. Kathy

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  2. Hi Sally, thanks for a great laugh. I didn't see that coming. I should have though. I am not a blonde. :) I read it to Bill and he loved the joke.

    Thank you for mentioning the box. I overlooked it. Come back, I explained it on my post. It is definitely a good 2nd time around treasure.

    Have a happy day my friend.

    Hugs, Jeanne

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  3. Hello Most Smiling One! You're making me smile this morning! :) Well, I was born a blonde but as time passed I'm become a little on the red side! :)
    Be a sweetie,
    Shelia ;)

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  4. This was cute. I have seen it before. I hope you have a great day!

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  5. Oh, I'm sending this to my blond teenage granddaughter...she hates blond jokes, but this is just tooooo funny! Thanks for sharing!
    God bless,
    Mary

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  6. Cute one, Sally... My hubby always says that "I" have BLONDE moments ---and I'll admit that I do sometimes!!!! ha
    Hugs,
    Betsy

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  7. As someone who has been both a blonde and a redhead over the years, I can say this is definitely funny from both points of view! Thanks for the chuckle.

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  8. Hilarious! I needed a good laugh today and this is a good one. (Your Johnny is my kind of guy. I too prefer going out an letting somebody else do the cooking. However,there are times....)

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  9. HaHaHa, my DIL gets so upset when she reads these jokes...lol...but as my son tells here they describe her so well.

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  10. this is tooo cute! thanks for the laugh....

    love and blessings!

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  11. Hi Sally
    Funnnny! Oh dear...*lol*...Just what I needed this evening...a good laugh.
    Thank you for sharing
    Judi

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  12. OH SALLY GAL;;; I just get a kick out of your funnies,,, this just takes the cake... lol;

    Hugs;
    Alaura

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  13. LOL Guess you just can't hide your own roots. :-p

    Mizpah,
    Li

    (Your blue angel earrings are lovely by the way)

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  14. I have blond moments too (and I am not even blond!) Happy Belated Blue Monday.

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  15. lol, Sally, that is really cute.

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  16. One I hadn't heard!
    Being blonde, I hear em all!
    Thanks for the giggle!

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