Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Four Question Test

I got this email from a nonblogging friend. Forgive me if you've seen it before.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend.... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and
you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


April said...

At this early hour in the morning, I have to admit...I failed miserably! It takes my ol' brain a good while to get running!

Luna said...

Oh oh....
English language of mine is not good...
I can't answer....sorry.
Thanks for coming to see me!
Many hughs ...Luna from Vienna

recipes for the life said...

Ha ha hilarious! I knew the answers already so I aced the test :D

♥ Chaitra

Cindy said...

Clever! I didn't get one right.

Andrea said...

Cute post. Thank you for making me smile. andrea

Sandi@ My Yellow Door said...

Thanks for the smile! Have a wonderful day.


Needled Mom said...

I got the first one right and blew all the rest. Very cute!

Darlene said...

Hahahaha I shouldn't even TRY to take a test like that first thing in the morning!!!!!

Kitty Valerie said...

I didn't get a single one!!!
He, he, he.
Have a nice day,

Blondie's Journal said...

I guess I don't get a passing grade on this test!


sara said...

i think I need another cup of coffee because I didn't get one right!

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Hi Sally, I caught up on your posts for the week. I love this first one--but my fav's are still the "Found in Print" ones.

Your new home is going to be gorgeous. I love blue also--even though we don't have much blue in our home.

Betsy--who is thrilled to be home!

Cathy said...

Cute post, Sally, afraid I failed ~

Life is good! said...

yeah but what if some of the animals got bored, as is the case with me listening to yackity, yacking, and they went back to the river? huh what if?

Mary said...

Oh, I love this, Sally! Too cute, and it really send a message...especially to my analytical mind...I complicate everythng, according to my husband!

Thanks for giving me a laugh!

God bless,

artis1111 said...

hehehe Too funny!!!Kathy

The Quintessential Magpie said...

You are too funny, Sally!


Sheila :-)

Clif said...

I never learn! (You will not be hearing from me for a few days. It will not be because I failed your test.)

Anne Fannie said...

I also received this via email from a friend! I failed it the first time, I aced it when I read it on your blog! LOL

CC said...

Tho I failed miserably, with not a single correct answer, I have to tell you..I laughed out loud. This was just so cute. :).
I have an award waiting for you to pick up over at my blog. I would love it if you would accept..

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Okay Sally, I'm laughing (I really should be crying, because I think I've read this before, and I still didn't get a single one right!) laurie

raxx a day in the life said...

Talk about not learning from my mistakes! I did not get one right!!

Kerrie said...

That was a hoot!! Too funny! Kerrie

claudie said...

Well I didn't get my feet wet, does that count?
I had to scroll down and take a peek.
Funny one