Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Blonde Diagnosis


“Doc, you’ve got to help me,” said the cute young redhead. “I hurt all over.”

“What do you mean?” asked the doctor.

She touched her right knee with her finger. “Ow, that hurts.” She touched her left cheek. “Ow, that really hurts!” Then she touched her shoulder. “OW! Even THAT hurts!”

The doctor grew suspicious. “Are you a natural blonde?” he asked.

“Why, yes,” she replied. “how did you know?”

“Oh, lucky guess,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”

27 comments:

artis1111 said...

hehehe That is why blonds have more fun, we are a little nuts!!!That makes us interesting. Kathy

Cindy said...

That's funny!
Cindy

sara said...

LOL!!

Becky K. said...

One blonde laughing here!

Becky K.

jeanne said...

Hi Sally, thanks for a great laugh. I didn't see that coming. I should have though. I am not a blonde. :) I read it to Bill and he loved the joke.

Thank you for mentioning the box. I overlooked it. Come back, I explained it on my post. It is definitely a good 2nd time around treasure.

Have a happy day my friend.

Hugs, Jeanne

marty (A Stroll Thru Life) said...

You are too funny. This is cute. Hugs Marty

Shelia said...

Hello Most Smiling One! You're making me smile this morning! :) Well, I was born a blonde but as time passed I'm become a little on the red side! :)
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

Needled Mom said...

Love it.

Tootsie said...

ha ha ha !

Darlene said...

That was a good one Sally!!!

Diane of Crafty Passions said...

That's a cute one!
Thanks for the smile
Diane

Charli and me said...

This was cute. I have seen it before. I hope you have a great day!

gin said...

very cute. love it!!

Mary said...

Oh, I'm sending this to my blond teenage granddaughter...she hates blond jokes, but this is just tooooo funny! Thanks for sharing!
God bless,
Mary

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Cute one, Sally... My hubby always says that "I" have BLONDE moments ---and I'll admit that I do sometimes!!!! ha
Hugs,
Betsy

jlshall said...

As someone who has been both a blonde and a redhead over the years, I can say this is definitely funny from both points of view! Thanks for the chuckle.

Clif said...

Hilarious! I needed a good laugh today and this is a good one. (Your Johnny is my kind of guy. I too prefer going out an letting somebody else do the cooking. However,there are times....)

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

HaHaHa, my DIL gets so upset when she reads these jokes...lol...but as my son tells here they describe her so well.

Loren said...

this is tooo cute! thanks for the laugh....

love and blessings!

Judi said...

Hi Sally
Funnnny! Oh dear...*lol*...Just what I needed this evening...a good laugh.
Thank you for sharing
Judi

Cottage Rose said...

OH SALLY GAL;;; I just get a kick out of your funnies,,, this just takes the cake... lol;

Hugs;
Alaura

Susan B said...

Cute!!

mythoughtsmyvoice said...

LOL Guess you just can't hide your own roots. :-p

Mizpah,
Li

(Your blue angel earrings are lovely by the way)

Deborah said...

I have blond moments too (and I am not even blond!) Happy Belated Blue Monday.

Cathy said...

lol, Sally, that is really cute.

Boo-Bah said...

I loved it! I am still laughing.

Iris

peggy gatto said...

One I hadn't heard!
Being blonde, I hear em all!
Thanks for the giggle!