The druggist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
"I need it to poison my husband," the lady replied.
The druggist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, " Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a photograph of her husband in bed with the druggist's wife.
The druggist looked at the photo and replied, "Well now, this is different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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