Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Mother Goose Tells The Truth About Middle Age

Diane, my friend from A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words hosts a meme called Second Time Around Tuesday. If you have something to share, join in by clicking on her link.

I got this in an email, and I simply had to share it. I hope you get a chuckle of two.



















37 comments:

Honeycombmama said...

LOL! What a way to wake up with my cup of joe! Thanks for sharing Sally.
Gina Jo

♥ Kathy said...

That was great Sally!! I think my coffee came outta my nose on the "Why's his finger up so far? I wish I'd never left my car." LOL! Too funny :D Oh, and I REALLY love the new header!

Judi said...

Sally..how silly..
*lol*.
Thank you for the morning smile..I hope none of those little alterations go around in my head today.... Tinkle..tingle....

have a lovely day
Judi

tammy said...

That is too funny!

Southern Lady said...

Cute, Sally ...

Unfortunately, there's a lot of truth in some of those ... lol.

Peggy-Just A Plain Gal said...

Waht a HOOT! Thanks for giving me a good laugh to start the day!

ann said...

These ar cute but too true,ha.Thanks for making my morning a little brighter...Ann

LADY JANES' EMPORIUM said...

Sally,This is too funny!!! I am going to have to send a few non-bloggers over to read this one! Sad part though is that it somehow,at this FABULOUS Fifty stage of my life...comes into play with the word of the day in your right sidebar....
This (if you are 50) is a true "a-ctue" post! Happy Day Sally! Thanks for the giggles!

April said...

Sally...you crack me up! Thanks for the little dose of laughter today!:)

xinex said...

LOL! So cute and funny!...Christine

Needled Mom said...

Those are hysterical!

Bo said...

Hi Sally...those pretty much sum up the way it is...LOL ;-) Bo

Raggedy Girl said...

Too too funny and a little scary because just last night I wondered if every penny of my retirement will soon be gone. Oh well once it evaporates they can't mess with me anymore!

Have a Terrific Tuesday
from Roberta Anne

Picket said...

Morning Sally..love the new header pic. Girl that was so funny...I remember when my dad had one of those 'finger' situations...it shocked him so bad he has vowed to never have it done again! lol lol Have a great day sweetie!

playsdolls said...

What a gret way to start the day,with a good laugh.Although they are sad but true.I really identify well with number three,where has all my estrgon gone,I whish it back all the time.

Sassy said...

I have to find that book...too funny! I just want to thank you for trying to help me figure out how to do the linking thingie...I wrote down all your instructions and sat and sat and sat and tried and tried and tried again...I think I am just too dumb to figure this out...dangit!!!! Seriously...I am somebody who took short hand in high school to speed things up ...I don't think I AM CUT OUT FOR THE COMPUTER! I loved your post today...sooooo funny!!!

Barbara H. said...

Those are absolutely hilarious!

Charli and me said...

LOL Dear Ms. Sally you are to much!
Thank you for my giggles today!

Clif said...

Funny, funny, funny. One a day would have been enough. I like your St. Patrick's Day greeting.

Heidi Pocketbook said...

I nearly choked on my rice cake on the last picture and rhyme. They are all too funny!

jeanne said...

Hi Sally, your post cracked me up. What fun we make of ourselves all in the name of 'age'

have a wonderful day.

Hugs...Jeanne

sara said...

too funny! and all too true! yikes!

Deare Diary said...

love it, love it, love it. Fun post.
Judy

kbbryant said...

Oh Sally, these are a hoot!

Kathy b

RobinfromCA said...

Oh, my! I'm headed over the Amazon.com right now! I must have that book!! And, if you haven't read it, I think you'd enjoy Nora Ephron's "I Feel Bad About My Neck" - another hoot!

Robin@Miscellaneous Thoughts

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Oh how funny, Sally... I love it!!! The tinkle one is hilarious!!!

Thanks for the smiles!!
Hugs,
Betsy

Cottage Rose said...

OH OH Sally you just crack me up girl friend.. I so love those Mother Goose Rhymes. Boy can I relate to each one. lol

Hugs;
Alaura

Ruthie said...

very funny - had a good chuckle out of those cartoons.
Smiles.

Theresa @ Take A Sentimental Journey said...

Oh Sally these are so funny,especially the last one ! LOL .

dana said...

What a hoot! I think I can identify with a "couple" of those! ;-)

Hope you're having a good week--just don't watch the cable news channels! :) dana

The Quintessential Magpie said...

LOL! Loved this, Sally!

XO,

Sheila :-)

Susie Q said...

How funny sally and just the giggle I needed this afternoon!

Love,
Sue

Life on Bonnie Lane said...

Roflmao! What an appropriate post, especially now that I have hit my 50s! Some of it is rining true!

My ex once had to have a rectal exam and he swore that he would never, ever have another, even if his life depended on it. I told him not to be a wuss and he had no right to complain unless he had pushed something the size of a melon out of something the size of a peach...without medication even!

He did not care for my response, lol.

Kady

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Hi Sally,
Thanks so much for linking to 2nd Time Around.

As usual your post puts a smile on my face!

Please forgive me for not visiting sooner! I have been pretty worn out!

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Oh, I am SO far behind, but I'm glad I'm catching up with you. This is too funny! Loved these nursery rhymes! Thanks for all of the laughs. laurie

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

Oh, I am SO far behind, but I'm glad I'm catching up with you. This is too funny! Loved these nursery rhymes! Thanks for all of the laughs. laurie

Neas Nuttiness said...

I've got to get this book. It's extra funny, cause it's all so true!