Sunday, March 29, 2009

Hello Pastor, I Can't Sleep, and I Have A Problem ...


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Attention: Terrorist Cell Groups in United States Churches

Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and the most dangerous,  Bin Missin

Their leader, Osama Bin Lucifer, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy. 

However, there have also been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin and is reported as the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. This group appears to be very small. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return. 

Which cell group do you belong to?"

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30 comments:

Karen at Nittany Inspirations said...

Adore your post. I must forward this to our pastors. Thanks for sharing.

Raggedy Girl said...

How true this is!!

Roberta Anne

artis1111 said...

Great post. Kathy

tammy said...

Cute story.

Julie said...

What a good post! ;)
Have a wonderful and restful sunday...Julie

Dixie said...

Sally... you never fail to leave me with a Smile... whether it's one of your bright and funny comments on my blog... or one of your wonderful posts here... I leave you each time with a warm heart and a happy face...

So.. I'd say I'm deeply entrenched with the Bin Prayin' group, though I've been spending a good deal of time with a couple of the others, especially the Bin Fastin'bunch.

Take care... you know you are loved... many blessings. Dixie

Clif said...

Excellent. So timely.

♥ Kathy said...

That was awesome Sally!

Claudie said...

Obviously Bin Sleepin...dah
I usually don't come and visit on Sunday Sally. I always see your Spiritual Sundays and I'm not in "that group" but I liked this one.
Happy Sunday Funnies
Love Claudie
xo

ginger at enchanting cottage said...

This is great! I will have to save this and share it at church.
God Bless,
Ginger

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Sometimes I guilty of Bin Missin...but not today!

Have a great Sunday Sally!

Judith Schultz said...

That cartoon would be even funnier if it weren't so true!!! had a few of those calls at most unearthly times of the day!!! LOL Judith

jeanne said...

Hello Sally, this post talks to you. Good one. I may be dense but what is GOS?

Our daughter is here with two of my grandsons and her hubby. Spring break, lucky us. We are lovin it!!

Have a great Sunday.

Hugs...Jeanne

Sandi@ My Yellow Door said...

Hi Sally,
That cartoon is a chuckler for sure, but so true. Been there; done that! Thank you for your prayers. Have a wonderful Sunday.

Blessings,
Sandi

April said...

I really enjoyed that today! Hope you're having a blessed Sunday!

saleslady371 said...

Oh, Sally!
You get high marks for creativity! I love your post and you for giving me a smile. Right back atcha!

Kathy said...

How funny, Sally!.....Kathy

Charli and me said...

Cute post Sally! Happy Sunday!

Charlotte said...

I was a little alarmed at first that terror cells were operating in our churches. This is so funny. It would be funnier if it wasn't so true. I'm thankful for those counter terrorism groups.
Good post.
Hope you're having a good day.
Charlotte

Picket said...

Hey girl..that is too cute! You always come up with the funniest litle cartoons....loved your little bunnies...and I didn't know you collectd apples...girl I have seen some gorgeous vintage apple things & congrats on your award!!!! But Sally...hon...seriously...you gotta get out of the house more....I can't believe you didn't know what a tow truck was! lol lol

Magnolia Memories08 Seeing With The Heart said...

Sally your post today is just believable.Gosh how true.
Thanks for sharing!
Have a great week.

The Quintessential Magpie said...

Cute, Sally! I'm a member of been longin' for the Master to return!

XO,

Sheila :-)

kbbryant said...

I'm a Bin Longin.........Where do you find these funnies?

Kathy b

Linda said...

Love this post. I must save it for my pastor.

God Chaser said...

Cute -very great post- I bin praying. Have a wonderful SS. And once again thanks for the book.

bj said...

Sweet Sally, I so love your sense of humor and thank you for always being "up" and keeping us UP, too.
You are a treasure that I am so glad I found...
hugs, bj

Melly said...

Cute cartoon but it took me a little bit to work out what Gos-pills are then I got it hehe I'm a bit slow sometimes.

Have a wonderful Sunday :)
Melly:)

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Hi There, We're back from a wonderful trip. I'll post some pictures in the morning.

Great Sunday post, Sally... I didn't want to miss your Sunday posts!!! Cute---and TRUE.
Hugs,
Betsy

Ms.Daisy said...

Sally,
Soooo cute! You had me going there for a minute! What terrorists in our churches!?! Needed that laugh!

Blessings,
Jean

Cathy said...

Thanks for that cute post, Sally.