Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Snapdragon





There is this lady who was born a natural blonde, and she is so tired of people making 'blonde' jokes about her that she dyed her hair brown. 

One day she was driving down a long country road, and there was a herd of sheep with a farmer next them. She stopped her car and got out. She said to the farmer "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?" 

The farmer thought about it for a while and replied yes. He didn't think that anyone could be that clever. 

The lady guessed there were 329 sheep, and the farmer was amazed that she had guessed the exact number. He told her to pick out the one she wanted, so she did. 

A few minutes later the farmer walked up to the lady's car and asked, "If I can guess your natural hair color can I have my dog back?"

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30 comments:

Patti VZ said...

CUTE!! Good chuckle to begin the day.

tea said...

Snapdragon really speaks to me. Funny!

Itajeff - Something To Share said...

its funny..i like it

Have a nice day
Lots of luv
Ita

Eleanor said...

Indeed! I often feel at that snapdragon stage. But a good laugh, such as you always provide makes all the difference. Thank you!

jlshall said...

Strange. Just yesterday I took one of those What Flower Are You? quizzes and it turned out I'm a snapdragon. And now that I know exactly what that means, I can say that quiz really got it right!

April said...

I am Snapdragon to a tee! You always share some of the best funnies!

Elizabeth said...

AWESOME!

Dorothy said...

Funny! I'm a snapdragon, too!

sara said...

oh my, I am a snapdragon too!!!

Knitty said...

Another snapdragon here!

salmagundi said...

Thanks for today's giggle. Sally

Marjorie (Molly) Smith said...

I am a Snapdragon too. More Dragon than snap....I haven't had to mop my kitchen in awhile, my butt dragon keeps it clean...lol....

Coloradolady said...

I am most certain I am a snapdragon too.....most days! Wish I could lose the snap part and certainly lose the draggin' part!!

Charli and me said...

Cute! I am feeling like a Snapdragon lately and I'm not even moving ♥

The Quintessential Magpie said...

What's cookin', good lookin'??? Hope you are all ready for your new adventure or at least almost ready. :-)

Loved these cartoons. I needed that laugh today. Thanks. I can always count on you to brighten my day.

XO,

Sheila :-)

Barbara H. said...

Thanks for the smiles! :-)

Diane @ Four Paws and Co said...

Hee hee hee! Good ones Sally!!! ☺♥☺ Diane

Tomarie said...

Haha! I especially like the snapdragon one! :-) L~

Ruthie said...

Funny - I got a good laugh reading them.

Hope things are going well for you.
We've been camping and not posted for awhile...so now busy getting caught up on all my blogging friends.

SMiles.

Dixie said...

I love blonde jokes... ;)

Clif said...

It's almost 4:00 P.M. here in Arizona and I'm sitting here feeling very sleepy. Your post woke me up. Now, I'm all smiles.

mamas*little*treasures said...

Just found you . . . . what a joy! I'll be planning a Blue Monday post over the next few days. Thanks for the fun post and for organizing another blogging adventure. Nina @ mamas*little*treasures

Betsy from Tennessee said...

Cute, Sally... I relate to that... Part of me has snapped and the rest is draggin'...

Thanks for making me smile.
Hugs,
Betsy
P.S How's the packing????

Deare Diary said...

That is me for sure. Not the blonde! Funny comics. Thanks.
Judy

Judi said...

Sally..*lol*..fun-nyyyy..oh dear...
I hope you really aren't feeling like a snap dragon...hope things are coming together nicely.
have a lovely day
Judi

laurie @ bargain hunting said...

FUN EEE! Thanx for the laughs. laurie

Cathy said...

Thanks for your cute cartoons and jokes, Sally.

Charlotte said...

How cute. I can identify with the snapdragon. lol
Charlotte

artis1111 said...

Oh, my roots are showing!!!!!!hehe Kathy

nikkicrumpet said...

LOL...I love a good blonde joke...well I do now that mine is GREY!!!