There is this lady who was born a natural blonde, and she is so tired of people making 'blonde' jokes about her that she dyed her hair brown.
One day she was driving down a long country road, and there was a herd of sheep with a farmer next them. She stopped her car and got out. She said to the farmer "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"
The farmer thought about it for a while and replied yes. He didn't think that anyone could be that clever.
The lady guessed there were 329 sheep, and the farmer was amazed that she had guessed the exact number. He told her to pick out the one she wanted, so she did.