Sunday, September 21, 2008

Breakfast Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want any eggs."

"Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.

"Yes!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then." my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. She took the two eggs home.

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!

12 comments:

Coloradolady said...

This totally happened to me once, except it was not the senior citizen special.

Crazy, I tell you. Crazy. Just a reminder how wasteful we are sometimes. (Not we, as in you and I) but socitey as a whole.

judicreations said...

Love it! sometimes things just do not make any sense whatsoever!!! do they????

Judi

Charli and me said...

It makes you wonder doesn't it? I hope you are having a good weekend.

imjacobsmom said...

Hey Sally, a story was just posted in our Sunday Paper's "Bulletin Board" about a similar situation. I think that you would enjoy the St. Paul Pioneer Press's Bulletin Board. Readers submit cute little stories and anecdotes. http://www.twincities.com/bulletinboard ~ Robyn

Lara said...

haha, a great story!

Grandma Faith said...

I hope I can be so clever the next time somebody is that absurd. Very good story! Take care.

imjacobsmom said...

Im checking in to tell you that I am prepared for Blue Monday! ~ Robyn

Beth Ann said...

Well, sometimes people aren't all they are 'cracked up' to be.....uugghhhhh...I know- that was terrible!
Happy Monday!

bj said...

hahahaaaaa....I love this, Sally.
You are soooo cute!!
Thanks for giving me a smile...
love, bj

Charlotte said...

This is so cute. What a great solution.

Tammy said...

I am trying to catch up on all my reading and following blogs and I had to comment on this one, it is way to funny and reminds me so much of my father-in-law and his wife...I used to wait on tables and these were some of the things that would happen...I love Seniors, they are the funnest people to be around, have the best sense of humor and can make you laugh until you wet your pants.

Loved it!!!!

nikkicrumpet said...

HAH....love this one!