Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Time To Laugh

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde beings to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over... As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness. When to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter sees her and unplugs the horse.

21 comments:

R.L.Scovens said...

That made me laugh out loud!!! Loved it!

ps. I haven't forgotten about the award you gave me..It's just been a hectic weekend (monthy visitor and all!)

Diane@A Picture is Worth.... said...

Hi Sally,
Thanks for checking on me...we made it without even a power blink!

Cute joke!
diane

Charli and me said...

LOL That was funny! Well you already gave me my smile for the day.

Shelia said...

OH, you funny funny girl!! That's priceless!! I know now why you're always smiling! You're reading funny little jokes!

Oh, a warehouse!! Now that's a great idea!! I have a couple of china cabinets, a buffet, a server and lots of cabinets!!
Be a sweetie,
Shelia ;)

nikkicrumpet said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now thats a great way to start my morning!!! Thanks for the laughs! I hope you have a great day!

bj said...

LOL....this is so funny. Thanks for starting my day off with a good belly laugh!
Hope you have a sunshiny day...

CIELO said...

Good morning Sally! Thanks for making me laugh this early.... good start! Oh, and by the way, I'm sure there is a fav window in your FL house which is special not only for its view, but for its beauty, and hope you can share it with all of us at our Window Party this Friday... :)

Have a blessed day

cielo

Wendi said...

Loving the humor I find here! :)

judicreations said...

*lol*...THAT was so funny.
Its been a busy day at work with the students back...thank you for a good laugh. What a picture that creates..*lol*.

Have a really nice day Sally.
Judi

Grandma Faith said...

Thanks for the funny story.

beckyworks said...

My first experience on a horse wasn't a good one, so here I was sympathizing...and then I read the punch line. :) Thanks for the laugh, Sally.

Debbie said...

too funny!!! good way to end my workday.

Monkey's Momma said...

Funny!!!! :>

Dawn said...

What a funny story!!! There is something about "blonde jokes" that just make me smile.

take care,
Dawn

Debbie said...

Thanks for the acronym updates. I have a HUGE TBR pile.

Debbie said...

I also just stuck a sticky note into my book for a bookmark. :~)

Courtney said...

Too funny! Loved it!

Fifi Flowers said...

LOL... thanks for the laugh... said the BLONDE Fifi!

Eleanor said...

I had a good chuckle! And nice to find your blog via Theresa at Sentimental Journey. Now I must go and find something blue to post next Monday! Best wishes Eleanor

Raxx - A day in the life said...

LOL!!! That was funny! poor blonds!!

2nd Cup of Coffee said...

Hey, I resemble that remark!